Sharon, this is important! Stan, go call your Uncle Jimbo. No! Jimbo has to see it so when I tell the guys how big it was, they'll know I'm not lying! No, we are flushing the toilet right now. I'll try, but I don't think- wait wait wait wait a minute. Gross, Dad, sick! Īll right, will you flush the toilet now?! Flush the toilet for Christ's sake!Ĭome on! That's pretty impressive! Wha-hey Stan! Stan, look at this. Will you look at that? Is that the biggest crap you've ever seen or what? What is it, Randy? Do you have any- OH! Randy! That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken. Whoa, hot! Hot hot! Whoaaa hot hot hot hot hot! Whoa, whoaaa! Whoa hot! Hot hot hothothothot hot hot! Dohhhhhhhhhh! Oooh! Oohoo. He strains and groans for a good long while.Īn Emmy Award statue floats up into view, and a banner saying 'EMMY AWARD WINNING SERIES' shimmers after. But I must warn you: when you do finally pass this stool, it might be very painful. Thanks for the news flash! I haven't taken a crap in over three weeks! The question is why?!